• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    40·
    12 days ago

    Apologies [USER], but you appear to have run out of credits to continue this Mata Maid Intimacy Labs Activity, powered by MATA_AI. All Mata Orifices connected to the Mata Maid and any objects inside connected Mata Orifices are now locked for your safety until the issue has been resolved. We apologize for any inconvenience. Thank you for using Mata Maid, powered by MATA_AI!

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    11 days ago

    I need Explain Unix Surrealism

    EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in “Explain XKCD” explaining individual XKCD comics

  • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.oneEnglish
    15·
    12 days ago

    I can’t say enough how much I love this art style and how oddly it brings me feelings of nostalgia that I cannot explain.

    Edit: also, I’m getting a bit of Blade Runner or Cyberpunk vibes from this.

  • kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    7·
    11 days ago

    I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:

    • A robot ASSassin.
    • Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
    • Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!

    By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPMEnglish
      15·
      11 days ago
      • ASS is short for: Analognowhere Serialized Special
      • Mossad doesn’t exist anymore, it was assimilated after the World-Corp-War into MATA_Intelligence_Agency
      • The only religion that is sanctioned by the Gov-Corp is the worship of the Eternal Free Market.

      Kill your car.