KILLER LEMONADE IS THE PERFECT DRINK TO COOL YOU DOWN AFTER A LONG RIDE ON YOUR HOG, AND IT’S ALSO PACKED WITH VITAMIN C, SO IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
- 1 CUP OF LEMON JUICE
- 1 CUP OF SUGAR
- 1 GALLON OF WATER
- ICE
- RESPECT FOR ALL BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK
INSTRUCTIONS:
- COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER IN A LARGE PITCHER.
- STIR UNTIL THE SUGAR IS DISSOLVED.
- ADD ICE TO TASTE.
- SERVE COLD AND AROOOOOOOOOO!!!
TIPS FOR MAKING KILLER LEMONADE BADASS:
- USE FRESH LEMON JUICE FOR THE BEST FLAVOR.
- IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GALLON OF WATER, YOU CAN USE LESS AND JUST ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF LEMON JUICE AND SUGAR ACCORDINGLY.
- ADD A SPLASH OF VODKA OR GIN TO MAKE A BADASS ADULT LEMONADE.
- GARNISH YOUR LEMONADE WITH A LEMON WEDGE AND A SPRIG OF MINT.
NOW, GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME KILLER LEMONADE, MY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE PACK!
CRANK HARD, LIVE FREE, AND DRINK LEMONADE!
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, BROTHER.
I GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS TOGETHER, FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, BUT IT NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT TO DO WITH THE RESPECT SO I SHARED IT WITH EVERYONE.
ANYWAY NOW I’VE GOT ALL THIS RESPECT FOR BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK, SO 10/10 RECIPE. AROOOOO!
YOU ARE ONE WHOLESOME MF’ER, MF’ER!! I LIKE THE CUT O’ YER JIB!!
HELL YEAH, MF’ERS! LEMONADE IS A TASTY TREAT ON A HOT HOG-RIDE!
I LIKE MINE WITH A LITTLE GINGER OR JALAPEÑO - ZESTY!!
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LEMONADE RECIPE?
M’FER GINGER IN LEMONADE SOUNDS RILED!
IT RATTLES MY FREAKIN’ JIMMIES!
BROTHER LET ME TELL YOU… SOMETIMES IF I’M FEELING FANCY AFTER A LONG NIGHT ON THE HOG (BUT NEVER BEFORE!!!) I WILL SQUEEZE A LITTLE LEMON INTO MY GLASS OF TITO’S VODKA ON ICE. DOES THAT COUNT?
BIG AROOOO FOR RESPONSIBLE LEMONADE-ENJOYING! LEMONTITOS SOUND AMAZING, I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE ONE MYSELF!
MFER, WHEN LIFW GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR MF’N LEMONS, HOW THE H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS AM I SUPPOSED TO CRANK MY HOG WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE THIS BOMBASS MFER LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN THAT’S GONNA CRANK MY HOG! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET ALL MY BROTHERS TO CRANK THEIR HOGS! AROOOOOO!
HELL YEAH, BROTHER (SISTER, OTHER)! I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!
LEMONS!
LLLEEEEEMMMMOOONNNNSSS!!!
HELL YEAH BORTHER!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GET A FEW OF YOUR BROTHERS AND HAVE A LEMON PARTY!!!
