Consentacles.

Make it a big hole, problem solved

Is this his son’s foray into tentacle porn?

Beware the Craken

Wait until he learns about squirrels.

I wonder how far it would go.

Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells… Perhaps you’d become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

I know it’s a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said “… And now I’m swimming like there’s no tomorrow”