This requires Norm McDonald’s moth joke:
https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo?si=yXu19Qvvac_jAfM7
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good."
And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on."
I’m crying right now, thank you for this. The world got a little dimmer without Norm.
a few more circles around the fire
Huh, a year is a circle around a giant fire…are we moths?
Always has been
👩🚀 🔫
Well, we both certainly came from the same place… 👆out there.
I don’t remember this strip at all. I love finding works by Gary Larson I’ve never seen before.
He’s making new ones (periodically and on no particular schedule) at thefarside.com, so this may be one of the new ones.
The copyright says 1990 but thanks for letting me know.
Oh. Oh yeah. 🤷🏻♂️
My old eyes didn’t see that tiny little text on the side.