don’t forget the classic key value: “how much our stockholders think the number will go up”

Dead workers make number sad. Throw bodies in incinerator. Lie to families. Number happy again.

Please attend the All-Hands Town Hall to review this.

Finally an employer who doesn’t lie to me and understands my disposition as somebody on the spectrum. This is like a B+ or higher rating on glassdoor.

Anyways, let’s make the industry standards illegal by voting in representatives who approve campaign finance restrictions.

Bryan Cantrill’s rant about Oracle and Larry Ellison comes to mind. “Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.”

If we look at this as an analog to physics and “number go up” is speed then “rate of number go up go up” is literally a jerk measure.

Big number more better

Incremental game players:

[Replace “you” with “the game”]

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