• _____@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    every day I commute to work I’m scared a bird will fly by and drop a fat shit on me. maybe people should be more afraid of birds

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    2 months ago

    He also said: “The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.”