More cushion for the pushin’

S

As a former resident of Washington, fuck that noise.

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

I

U

Too bad, I thought those were promising for industrial applications.

Welp, I better stop breathing.

3 things you can count on, death, taxes, and war in the middle east.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.

The Scream 3 soundtrack is one of my favorites and was my introduction to System of a Down.

R

N

If I still get aroused and am unable to orgasm, that would be torture but if I don’t even feel the urge then I would let that go. I don’t laugh often anymore so it can stay or go, I doubt I would miss it.

H

He’s going to personally kill all the Haitian immigrants.

That took a minute

Forced fertilization only

O

I bet a Haitian could get those back for him…/s