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  • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPtoComic Strips@lemmy.world[DystopianComics] Jesus Is Back
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    1 month ago

    To that end … Stamets cmon you can do better, wait 31 days at least.

    I’m gonna delete this post because I wasn’t aware it was posted recently but I’m not gonna lie, this comment annoys the hell out of me. I’m not on lemmy 24/7. No one is. Humans gotta sleep at the very least and I’m dealing with my own stressful nightmare of a life at the moment. I’m not gonna see every post. Saying “You can do better” implies I was sitting there waiting for this post to time out so I could post it again.

    I’ve got a shitload of comics saved. Some of em are ones other people have posted in the past and, occasionally, I’ve posted it too and didn’t mark it as posted. But I’m not out here looking through every single post ahead of time to manage what I can and cannot post. Sometimes shits just gonna happen.







  • Delight your ears with a listen along on this deranged trip.

    Friends, posters, lurkers… Lend me your upvotes. For lo, in a mere day, the doors of Lemmy shall be shuttered. Our memes cast into the abyss. Our shitposts left orphaned. Unsent. O wretched fate! O cruel, unfeeling cosmos! How shall we endure? Thirty minutes is no mere blip in the timeline of our bumbling digital existence. It is an ERA. An epoch of suffering! Civilizations rise and fall in such time! Legends are written, heroes are forged, and here I will sit, my hands trembling, no memes able to posted, no takes able to be unleashed, no silly little guys to upvote. What shall become of me? Shall I gaze into the empty abyss of my own thoughts? Speak to the people I live with?

    No. That way lies madness. I shall be but a husk, a shattered remnant of who I once was, awaiting the sweet release of Lemmy’s return. And yet, even in my darkest hour, I take solace in one thing: at least I do not have to spend these thirty minutes on startrek.website, that lawless den of fools, where moderation is a myth, the admins are as competent as a warp core made of wet paper, and every discussion devolves into a petty slap fight between people who somehow all deserve to lose. If the fabric of reality must be torn asunder for thirty minutes, let it be here, and not in that cursed wasteland.

    Hold fast, my fellow posters. We shall weather this storm. We shall endure this trial. And when the servers rise again, like Kahless reborn, I shall return to these lands with memes twice as cursed, takes twice as deranged, and an unbroken will! Stronger. Funnier. Hornier. Steel your hearts. Prepare to refresh your pages. Let not the darkness take you for the MEMES SHALL RISE AGAIN.