https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZybUKAtD40

Santa lives on the north pole, sounds habitable to me.

I remember when it happened (I feel old suddenly). My favorite thing was that you can adjust the toast settings from the terminal.

So your firewall is going to prevent OS updates?

Of course it does. Helps with the action suspense thing.

Ceti Alpha V uses Mario Time Units (MTU) rather than Standard Seconds. After being there so long Khan was just used to it.

But 2 through 5 is just my whole life?

I actually heard that in Picard’s voice

(Looks at his twitter) Oh no

No you can’t

Add this to grease/tamper/violent/monkey.