• HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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    16 days ago

    I have already identified that he has made it to the middle of russia and putin is sheltering him. Im not afraid to help the man in his time of need.

    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      I have it on good authority that someone matching his description got on a boat and sailed for the south pacific.

      • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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        16 days ago

        I hope this becomes the opposite of the Brock turner meme where we don’t use their name even if they get caught.

      • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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        15 days ago

        I heard he was spotted in the middle of the Darién Gap. They should hurry and start a manhunt for him in that area.