Summary
The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
The gunman, who arrived in New York City on November 24th, shot Thompson on December 4th outside a hotel hosting an investor conference.
Investigators believe the gunman, who concealed his identity with a mask, fled the city on a bus, leaving behind a backpack in Central Park.
I didn’t squeal, and I can prove it. I haven’t even been in contact with the FBI! Now pay up.
Besides the obvious issue above, I’m also pretty sure that it would be obstruction of justice.
ME: Obstruct Deez Nuts, your honor.
JUDGE: “Fuck this guys good, NOT GUILTY!”