People be receiving fewer glittery Christmas cards this year as harmful microplastics have been banned across the European Union.
The European Commission has outlawed the sale of plastics smaller than five millimetres and that are intentionally added to products but do not dissolve or break down naturally.
Meanwhile, in the UK, Rishi Sunak is preparing to give peerages and sham contracts to his glitter empire owning mates, who definitely didn’t donate any money to the Tories.