Hey Californians, this is your chance to get out.

if i was california i’d become denmark for a flagon of mjod

Careful, if Trump thinks he will personally benefit in some way…

California inside EU through Denmark which means California inside Schengen area? Sounds like new easy to access location for holidays :P.

Wait does that also means that Hollywood movies will become EU movies? Wait does that also means that Porn Valley movies will become EU movies?

No take Texas or Florida. Alabama sounds good too.

Be carful of that fault line and wild fires.