It is I, the great arbiter of Marxism-Leninism! Behold! You are hereby recognized for your study and efforts and granted permission to refer to yourself as ML, tankie, Stalin-apologist and many other neato titles. Let it be known!

(I’m imagining this playing out like a combination of the ghost of Christmases past scene in Scrooge mixed with Pinocchio when that fairy comes down and grants shoe-guy’s wish. Some sort of horrific Lenin-ghost-fairy yelling at people from beyond the grave)