BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1643arrow-down18
arrow-up1635arrow-down1external-linkTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgBrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squareSplashJackson@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·2 days agoWould having his bare ass spanked have made it easier to find him?
minus-squareWilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThey could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.
minus-squarengwoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2 days agoHuman ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 day agoWhy don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoOk, but this better be for Science!
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoPlease report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session. Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
minus-squareiamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThat’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass
Would having his bare ass spanked have made it easier to find him?
They could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.
Human ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
There’s one now?? 😳
Why don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
Ok, but this better be for Science!
Shhhhhh…
Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session.
Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
That’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass