I keep getting adverts for it with people like Simon Cowell, Olly Murs, Take That etc advertising it.

First of all, why would they do it when they’ve already got millions in the bank?

Secondly, it’s exactly the same as Candy Crush and all the other identical games, so why is it so popular?

And finally, wtf is up with Simon Cowell’s eyes?!

  • ianovic69@feddit.ukEnglish
    5·
    11 months ago

    Cowell’s eyes are evidence that being rich and evil is the result of demonic possession. He was obviously possessed from a young age, probably at a ceremony he arranged after the incessant bullying he received at school.

    I mean, if that isn’t the case then I can’t really think of any other reason why he’s such a massive cunt.

    But my main question is, where are you seeing these adverts?

    • MrNorm@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      I’ve been seeing them on YouTube. Amanda Holden is another one but that’s all I’ve seen so far. It might just be a collab for Britain’s Got (no) Talent or something