A Krispy Kreme delivery van containing 10,000 fresh doughnuts has been stolen, the US doughnut chain has reported.
The van was en route to various delivery sites in Newcastle when it was stolen from a Carlingford service station about 3.30am on Wednesday.
NSW Police are currently searching for the van, along with the sweet-toothed thief, believed to be a woman, who allegedly stole the van while the driver was inside the service station.
Her monotooth gleamed in the light as saliva dribbled from her face, the action of opening her jaw forcing her eyes to diverge. Her air intake snorkel wagged like a tail. RoboHelen felt exhilarated from the very base of her bio-tires to the top of her simulant-hair. She did doughnuts all the way home, and then some more.
Beautiful! It’s like AI wrote this - about a normal selfie lol