Wow, that’s exactly like my christmas tree, except my jars are empty, and were they full I’d be spending the next ten christmases in prison! Because we are a sane modern western nation with sound priorities!

God damned it I don’t know how people stand living here without doing drugs… In fact, what the hell am I even doing here? I’ll just take my degree and my money and my business and move some place sane. I’m sure the continuous brain drain will eventually leave this country the backwards shithole it actively aims to be, everybody wins.

To think we were once among the most progressive countries in the world… Then came the conservatives and made everything “cheaper and more efficient”, by which they seem to have meant more expensive and barely functional on a third world country level, because that’s what we got. Maybe they weren’t cheap and efficient enough!

I’m so happy everyone on the planet seems to vote conservative now, the amount of cheap effectivization is sure to solve rather than exacerbate all our problems.

God damn it, I’m about to take a brick to a downtown storefront window, but it won’t really do much on my own.