Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    10·
    11 months ago

    Have a look at this beast. It looks like a hearse.

    My little one airbag car is beside it. How safe do you think I feel? And yes that’s my blurry finger. It’s hard to take quick pics in daylight.

    • Nath@aussie.zone
      4·
      11 months ago

      I have driven around in a yank tank - but I was in the USA where the infrastructure caters to them. I have no idea why they’re legal here, nor why anyone buys them. They are impractical in the extreme on our roads. I really hope sales fizzle out and they slowly dissappear rather than our roads and parking spaces start getting bigger for these things.

      • cuppaconcrete@aussie.zone
        2·
        11 months ago

        It’s interesting that as we’re supposed to be trying to fix climate change Yank Tanks are more popular than ever. Truly the Lucky Country.

      • SituationCake@aussie.zone
        1·
        11 months ago

        I don’t understand how having the ute tray up so high could be useful at all. Would need a ladder to load/unload it. Saw one the other day with a bike on an awkward angle in it, because the bike did not fit. How can a vehicle so huge not even fit a bike in the back. But they seem to be growing in popularity. And they are really expensive!

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    8·
    11 months ago

    It’s HOT TAKE THURSDAY and because I’ve been saving a few I’ll go first.

    Secret Santa, Bad Santa, Kris Kringle whatever you want to call it, is just another form of gaslighting. Eg.

    Soap do I smell?

    Candle I said I liked one particular candle once

    Chocolates an after thought. Nobody really knows me

    Wine or other alcohol great everyone thinks I’m an alcoholic. Do I drink too much?

    Organisers of kk we are one big happy family bullshit.

    Also I had a great sleep last night. Just wanna rub that in.

    • Nath@aussie.zone
      7·
      11 months ago

      My work mug was given to me by a coworker. I don’t love the mug, but I love the coworker. So 3+ years later, even though we’re on different sites now and I only see him at company events, I still happily use this mug. He probably doesn’t even remember giving it to me.

    • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
      6·
      11 months ago

      I now abstain from these gift swaps after receiving way too many mugs. Apparently the only thing people know about me is that I drink coffee. And it has never occured to them that, as someone who drinks a lot of coffee, I already own a mug.

      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
        3·
        11 months ago

        But mine is better. See its brown and I know you like brown and it has flowers on it. I thought of you straight away as soon as i saw it.☕️

    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
      4·
      11 months ago

      Perfume. Last minute Chemist Warehouse visit detected. Nobody remembered or cared enough to enquire what my tastes actually are.

    • Duenan@aussie.zone
      3·
      11 months ago

      Recently was given a gold class cinema voucher.

      I haven’t been the movies in 5 years or more.

      They didn’t want to assume or stereo type me which would have resulted in a JB hifi voucher.

      Would have been nice if they had asked as they actually just assumed in the end.

    • bull⚡@aussie.zoneEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      I organised my family’s KK this year. I got my brother in law. He put the exact bottle of whiskey he wanted on his wish list. I bought it. Job done.

      My nan got me (I set up my nan’s login because she doesn’t have or do any internet, so getting me was the perfect outcome). I just told her to get me a Dan Murphy’s gift card. Bam. Easy.

      It’s such a sterile process though lol Ask for what you want, get it. Not much thought goes into it unless you go outside the wishlist.

      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
        1·
        11 months ago

        It was more directed at the office kk. I’ve always worked for smaller companies so I know everyone but my husband has worked for larger companies where he’s pulled a name out of a hat and gone “who the fuck is that?”.

  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone
    7·
    11 months ago

    Gotta make an Aldi run to get through Christmas. Yes, I left it late. Yes, I’m an idiot. Whats going to be quieter, Friday night or at some point over the weekend?

    • Nath@aussie.zone
      8·
      11 months ago

      Ok, story time!

      But a little bit of background first: Perth has that Melbourne doesn’t - Spud Shed.
      Perth has a chain of supermarket type stores called Spud Shed. Basically a rogue farmer got tired of being ripped off by the big stores and he started selling stuff himself. And it sorta got out of hand, he now has about 20 stores. They’re cheap - cheaper than Colesworth/Aldi. The catch is, the quality of produce can be hit or miss. Their smallgoods are fine, though. Best bit: Most of the stores are 24hour.

      Ok, so its Christmas morning, we’ve all started turning up at Dad’s place. My sister has brought whatever she was bringing, and asked Dad “Where’s the ham?”. He either thought someone else was bringing the ham, or just plain forgot. So, 10am on Christmas morning, Dad goes to Spud Shed and buys a great ham that was in the process of being marked down. Because of course by December 25th, everyone had their hams. Total win by Dad.

      So yeah: 11 days before Christmas is not leaving it late! 😂

    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
      6·
      11 months ago

      Go very early - as soon as they open. Slightly less bedlamic. If buying alcohol, note that the hours of sale are restricted on the weekends.

        • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
          5·
          11 months ago

          My Aldi opens at 9 on the dot. Alcohol sales don’t start until 10 on weekdays and 10.30 on weekends. These hours are usually posted on the alcohol section, so check your Aldi’s hours on your next visit.

          • Duenan@aussie.zone
            4·
            11 months ago

            Oh that’s good to know, I often shop on a weekend early in the morning to beat the rush.

    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
      4·
      11 months ago

      Neither mate. You gotta go during the day but if I had to choose I’d go Friday night because Saturdays and Sundays are bedlam.

    • SituationCake@aussie.zone
      2·
      11 months ago

      Early in the morning or late at night, doesn’t matter which day. I’ve noticed supermarkets are always way quieter after about 8pm. Everybody has shopped for dinner and is at home, done for the day. And no, you’re not late.

  • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
    6·
    11 months ago

    I have been writing out labels for my freezer packages and my hand keeps cramping. I have no idea how I managed to handwrite everything when I was in school, I have completely lost the ability to write more than a couple of sentences at a time.

      • mysticgreg@aussie.zone
        3·
        11 months ago

        I also had this problem writing cards this year! Was having to take a break between each one, and there weren’t even that many. Really shows how little we write these days.

        Meanwhile my primary-school-teacher wife is looking at me shaking her head, wondering what my problem is :D

  • bull⚡@aussie.zoneEnglish
    6·
    11 months ago

    I have a reason for my resting furious face today. Just went to my car and noticed the absolute cunt who parks his piece of shit Audi next to my car has opened his car door into mine and dented it. It’s a tiny dent but on a brand new car I noticed it right away. He often keeps drums and other instruments in his car and he’s likely opened his rear door all the way to get some shit out and hit it. I always make sure I’m in the middle of my car space too, I’m really careful with how I park in that space. Just an absolute dumb fuck act from him and no note left or anything. I don’t even know what to do about it… do I get it fixed somehow? Or do I just have to live with the consequences of this fucks carelessness with a dent in my new car? Made me want to put a boot into his door but I have to park next to this asshole.

    Urgh.

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
    6·
    11 months ago

    I have Mr Seagoon’s Christmas sorted. Some very big glossy art books on Altamira and Lascaux. We haven’t found the time to visit so these books will have to do in the meantime.

    Next b’day I’ll design and make a nice cable alpaca jumper and jacket . Fine wool and classic cuts.

  • bull⚡@aussie.zoneEnglish
    5·
    11 months ago

    I think someone mentioned the Potato Gratis from Aldi and I was there earlier getting a Christmas Pudding so I grabbed some. I hope I got the right ones. I might try them tomorrow.

  • Catfish@aussie.zone
    5·
    11 months ago

    Life’s little annoyances: splurging on really nice bread only to discover mucking great holes running through it

  • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
    5·
    11 months ago

    I ordered a turkey buffet, estimated size 3kg. Which is a bit big for me, about 2kg would be better, but a small amount extra for lunch meat is no big deal.

    I just got the confirmed invoice with actual size on it - 4.37kg. I can’t remember whether the one I picked was frozen or fresh, but I’m really hoping for fresh so I can cut it in half.

      • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
        2·
        11 months ago

        The buffet is just the chest/breast portion - no legs or wings I think and these are the usual failure points. As a solid lump its fairly easy to get right. I would still cut out the backbone and spatchcock the bird for ease of cooking/serving. Reduces cooking time too. Although a 4+ kg buffet is still 2-3 hours in the oven depending on the temperature used. There are probably instructions on the package.

  • Grackle@aussie.zone
    5·
    11 months ago

    Slept terribly last night 😭 I was still awake at 3.30am. Team Christmas dinner tonight and company Christmas party tomorrow night, I’ll be crawling to the weekend.

    • Dalek Thal@aussie.zone
      2·
      11 months ago

      God, I’m so glad it wasn’t just me. Didn’t sleep until 4:30, and was up for work at 6. It’s now 11 and I feel like I’ve already hit my limit, it was far too hot last night

      • Grackle@aussie.zone
        2·
        11 months ago

        I managed to skip out on both last year but unfortunately my attendance is required this year due to a promotion. I just want to sleep 😭

  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
    5·
    11 months ago

    Flies wouldn’t gtfo out of my house and I can’t use flyspray so had to kill them manually. That’s the fastest I’ve moved in… a while.

    I also swept a bit, did a wipedown, moved bags of litter, and emptied litterboxes so I’m going to be in pain tomorrow.

  • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
    5·
    11 months ago

    Ok I have tried over the past few years but never really stuck with a skincare routine.

    I used to have oily skin but now it’s somewhere between dry and oily as the day progresses. Currently here is my routine:

    AM:

    • cleanse
    • sunsdreen

    PM:

    • cleanse
    • moisturize
    • retinol

    I just got the retinol a couple of days back and the advice online was to use it every 2nd day at the start to avoid dermatitis? So I might do that. What else could I add to my routine or do I just stick with this for now?

    My goals:

    • get rid of acne pigmentstion
    • get rid of acne scars
    • get nice n dewy skin

    Oh I also have terrible whiteheads on my nose - what do?

    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
      3·
      11 months ago

      I think that’s great. Stick with it for the time being and if things haven’t changed in 6 weeks then look at changing. For whiteheads just give them a very gentle scrub with a face washer once a week then moisturise.

      You might want to look at face masks that draw out impurities. You use these once a month.

      • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
        3·
        11 months ago

        Thanks CEO! Yeah that’s the plan. I’ve also heard the nose strips are terrible as it’s only a temporary fix.

        • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
          3·
          11 months ago

          Yeah they do work but they’re not gentle and not permanent. Ok to use once a month with a mask to get that really good clean feel but over use can make things worse.

    • Pilk@aussie.zone
      3·
      11 months ago

      I’m no expert, but you definitely should see what happens after you start using retinol.* Your skin will need several weeks to adjust. I don’t think it’s possible to fully avoid skin flaking and irritation when you first start with it, but applying it after moisturiser like you plan on will definitely slow the absorption.

      I swear by this liquid exfoliant for nice dewy skin. I use it more sparingly than the instructions since my cleanser already contains BHA.

      Edit: * Before you add more.

        • Pilk@aussie.zone
          3·
          11 months ago

          I feel very unqualified to give advice, but my routine is:

          1. CeraVe SA Smoothing Cleanser, daily, in shower
          2. Paula’s Choice 2% BHQ Liquid Exfoliant, up to twice a week or during breakouts, after shower
          3. CeraVe Moisturising Cream, daily, after shower

          I am still experimenting with sunscreen that I like. I have recently started with Cancer Council Face Day Wear Moisturiser Invisible SPF50+. I like the matte finish but hate the residual odour.

          I have noticed that in general fragrance-free products are the best for my skin. I also like Ego QV Sensitive Shampoo (+Conditioner) for scalp health, and have had great results with E45 Itch Recovery Moisturising Wash for calming the rest of the skin, especially in the moist and sweaty parts of the body. If I wash my face a second time in a day I’ll use the E45 wash.

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
      2·
      11 months ago

      wash your hands frequently, try not to touch your face at all

      The nose strips are good , just make sure you wet them well with warm water before applying and let dry. Use an astringent afterwards to close the pores.

      Young Miss Sagoon went on the pill and her acne cleared up really well

      • Pilk@aussie.zoneCatalà
        1·
        11 months ago

        Don’t touch your face is definitely a great tip too. Don’t leave sweat on too long either.