• SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I wasn’t gay. But then I turned 60 and wanted to be hip again so I joined the internet to see what todays youngsters were up to. I saw that they’re all gay furries now so I figured I’d better get with times. It’s been very itchy and sometimes painful but at least I’m hip now.

    • BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com
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      10 months ago

      I literally believe this now. Congratulations and have fun!

      Also, you can reduce the itchiness of your costume by soaking it with hair conditioner for thirty minutes and then stir drying it.

      😉