| Home Team | Away Team | Time | Broadcast | Venue | Notes |
| :— | :— | :— | :— | :— | :— |
| 6 Penn State | West Virginia | Sat 9/2, 7:30 PM ET | NBC | Beaver Stadium |
THAT’S WHAT THE FUCK WE CALLED? THAT’S WHAT IT FUCKING WAS? HOLY FUCK NEAL
Behold the Neal Clown era. 6-7 is the peak.
Let’s do a quad reverse now, Neal
Wide open. Still need about 12 more touchdowns to make this our usual opening game jv cupcake team beat down
I celebrated more on the PAT than the touchdown…
Are we covering people? Like…we’ve contested one pass so far.
Go fuck yourself Neal lmao
Oh my god how
Missed the punt, make up for the horse collar. Meh.
I don’t think we practiced tackling.
The last thing I feel is good about both sides of the football…
New kicker needed
One of these days, this dump off is gonna work, I tell you hwat
Why yes, I am ready to continue to be sad
Our DB talking shit after giving up a 1st down is vintage Neal.
Gooooooalll