The French government issued a decree Tuesday banning the term “steak” on the label of vegetarian products, saying it was reserved for meat alone.

  • Exocrinous@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Good point. I have a fair and unbiased solution to the problem that will help everyone:

    Steak made from plants and fungus must be labelled as “meat-free steak”.

    Steak made from cultured cells must be labelled “cultured steak”.

    Steak made from dead animals must be labelled “corpse steak”.

    There we go. Now everyone knows what they’re buying. Thanks for your brilliant suggestion.