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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Forest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.

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Forest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

(I have no idea if accurate.)

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Cops are like a box of chocolates: they’ll kill your dog.

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