まさか…！「ダグ・ディマドーム」！

    • Norgur@fedia.io
      111·
      6 个月前

      Yeah, she told me that you were so embarrassingly bad in bed that she had this built out of frustration. She’s quite satisfied.

      • neo@feddit.de
        2·
        6 个月前

        Makes sense, your mama so fat, everything than this thing is like salami in a hallway.

        • Norgur@fedia.io
          4·
          6 个月前

          How… how does a woman get wider downstairs with more bodyfat? Like… how?! This makes no sense! Does not compute! Does not compadfjhaölksdghasloujghaölsjdhvbasioudhcbvbwoiureghb

          Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

          • neo@feddit.de
            4·
            6 个月前

            Your mama’s the main frame!
            Your mama so big, she can divide by zerochucknorrisjoke377sequmentation violation
            Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

    • zip@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      5·
      6 个月前

      a two panel meme showing Kermit the frog on a scooter. The top panel shows him driving to the right with the caption "going to fuck your mom," the panel underneath shows him driving to the left with the caption "line was too long"

      Just thought I’d share this that I had saved on my phone, 'cause it makes me laugh and is somewhat related to your comment