I live 800 kilometres from the nearest coast, I DARE this plesiosaurus to come and get me
It’s not a dinosaur, though.
Ok wow you learn something new every day. Taxonomy is weird
It’s fairly simple with dinosaurs, imo. If it flies or swims - it’s not a dinosaur. So plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, ichthyosaurs are not dinos. Se goes for pterosaurs. It’s terrestrial animals where it gets difficult
A real Dilophosaurus would annihilate me, that thing was apparently a very active hunter & as big as a tiger.
I would probably forfeit just to pet a Psittacosaurus.
Are we counting birds? That chicken is done for run them hands 😤
No, with a possible exceptioin of cassowary
What about Emus, Emus won a war
Really lucked out on real raptors being nothing like the ones in Jurassic Park
You ever fight an extremely angry feral cat? I feel like even tiny raptors could easily hospitalize a regular person if you don’t get lucky.
The microraptor weighed around a kg, so I’d swat it in my panicked flailing and feel like shit afterwards.
Ever had to fight a very angry chicken?
Megaladon.
On land? I can OHKO that big fish.
In the water? I’m fucked.
But it’s not a dinosaur
Not technically, but it was a prehistoric animal, which makes it a “dinosaur” in my eyes. Also, does it really matter?
It matters if you’re a paleontologist or just a bore (like me). Gotta be pedantic about some things, otherwise people might think dolphins are fish because they live in the ocean. No offense meant, comrade
I always liked the Mamenchisaurus. No way on Earth I could even come close to killing it. Also kinda unrelated but I heard that some Dinosaurs may have had feathers, how do yall feel about that?
some Dinosaurs may have had feathers,
Imagine this, but five meters long
Diplodocus. Can I just, ya know, run away?