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Best job i ever had was maintenance guy at a nursing home. Loved it. Rewarding. Fulfilling. Paid only $10.75/hr so i left it and ‘developed my career’ and now im ‘successful’ but at least once a week i have dreams where im back in the home hanging pictures, flirtin with the ol gals, being useful.

So when people ask ‘who fixes toilets under communism?’ my answer is a resounding ‘me. I will fix the toilets.’

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    2 months ago

    Obviously the blood of morons who didn’t know what they’re doing. I know what I’m doing, so I’ll be fine.

    (Until they get an unforgettable live demonstration on optimism bias and cumulative probability)