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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 6 months ago

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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Granted. Peak human shape was achieved only in Homo Erectus. Enjoy your new body.

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