• myster0n@feddit.nl
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    1 month ago

    As awkward teenager at a party :

    “hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”

    “OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”

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      • “Nah, not much.”
      • “Lool, are you a lesbian then?”
      • “No, I just loathe that stupid friend of yours.”