🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon tries to be wittysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1560arrow-down170
arrow-up1490arrow-down1imageAnon tries to be wittysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-squaredentoid@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·5 months agoYou will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day
minus-squareBruceTwarzen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoI can’t afford that. They don’t just grow on trees
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago“Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?”
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoYou might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷
Eat 19 avocados a day.
You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day
I can’t afford that. They don’t just grow on trees
“Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?”
You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷