seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前It's always OK to mess with military recruitersmidwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down15
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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90·3 个月前“Why did you join the Army?” “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
minus-squareFinal Remix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 个月前These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 个月前Dr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 个月前I’m surprised you’re all taking this news so well.
“Why did you join the Army?”
“Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Dr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
I’m surprised you’re all taking this news so well.
“Ah. nice! Thank you for your service.”