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Plot twist: it was a cop behind you.
Obligatory anthro Cheetah cop
this is amazing, who’s the artist?
Dude… I went through loads of furry porn, DC-Comics shit and (worst of all) 9gag:
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Tirrel
Unfortunately it looks like they deleted all their accounts.
https://e621.net/posts/672692?q=deer+cheetah+comic
please click this e621 link with no further context or explanation
Traffic Cats - by Cerberus And then I was detained By the neck And dragged up a tree
Lol
o7
Their listed accounts are mostly still up, just inactive. Check bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/tirrel.bsky.social
Thanks, but no. I’m good.
Just wanted to help a stranger.
you aren’t the hero we needed, or the one we deserved, but you did the task required at hand, and for that, i salute you, even though i could find this without even seeing any porn (skill issue frankly)
Love the dashboard layout
You know, sometimes, I’d love to be a traffic cop and spend all day every day pulling over people who can’t keep their distance. It’s one of the most annoying (and dangerous) things drivers can do.
Yep. Following distance and proper lane usage are far more important than the speed limit everyone gets so hung up on.
Insert Simpsons jpg “If those [slow drivers] could read, they’d be very mad”
Protip: pass or keep right. +1mph isn’t passing - passing is an active action.
I’ve been watching some dashcam compilations lately, and one thing that I find very comforting is that regardless of who is legally at fault, almost every accident could’ve been easily avoided if anyone involved had just slowed the fuck down and chilled the fuck out, and since that’s how I drive it makes sense I don’t get anywhere near having accidents. The freak accident that you couldn’t have avoided is rare.
If someone is tailgaiting and making things unsafe, don’t brake check, just slow down gradually. If they won’t make you safe by backing off, make yourself safe by reducing your speed. Look to get out of their way, move over, pull over, whatever, and try to let them past. It’s real simple, you just need to let go of the idea that you have a right to the spot in front of them.
There’s even one road I used to use a lot that was high speed with no passing for several kms, and if I got tailgated, I’d slow down and pull over to the shoulder. Sometimes they got the message and backed up before I pulled over so I’d speed back up and we’d be on our way, but I always took a decent amount of pleasure in taking my time to pull over safely, which usually meant delaying them a lot.
Yup. Many of these accidents take two idiots to pull off. Don’t be the second idiot.
y’know what they say, it takes two to die
Look to get out of their way, move over, pull over, whatever, and try to let them past.
I like to imagine that anyone who is tailgaiting me is a bomb-defusal tech on their way to defuse a bomb at an orphanage for blind children. Then I get out of their way and wish them god speed to their vital mission! “Go save those blind orphans, you goddam hero!”
Oh yeah, there’s a lot of badass action hero types saving the world on a daily basis, it really restores my faith in humanity.
That only works for you because you already care about other people’s life. To the typical road vigilante, an orphanage full of blind children means nothing compared to their sacred lane they were tasked to protect.
Hard agree. Only caveat: don’t friggin travel in the left lane unless you’re passing. Don’t care how fast or slow you’re going. Left lane is for going around. Middle/right lane is for cruising. If everyone’s obeying that rule then there’s no reason to tailgate (not that you should do that anyway. But it does induct you into the assholes club right along with the tailgater)
I’ll always cruise in the left so long as there is no one behind me. The moment I see lights coming up, I just move so they can pass, then go back if there’s no one else.
If you’re paying the smallest bit of attention, it’s really, really easy. I guess these days, that’s the problem right there.
Honestly man. Fuck pride or “but the rules” or any of that noise. Left is for passing, only cruising when rearview is wide open. Shift over to let the speed demons through. Not that hard.
Still can’t do anything about the kids driving like GTA7 but as long as you’re steady and predictable you’re doing all you can.
Yeah, blocking them is just going to make their brains explode, which is fun, BUT they’re behind the wheel of a 2 ton death machine. They’re just going to do some dumb shit to get around, so…I’d rather just stay out of their way.
Classic George Carlin bit. Everybody going faster than you is a maniac and everybody going slower than you is an idiot.
Oh, I’m certainly a maniac to some people. But the trick is just staying out of the way of those who are maniacs relative to yourself.
I always kinda wonder about this. Why? If you’re alone on a highway what difference does it make to cruise in the left lane vs the middle?
“What if I’m in the middle lane and come up on someone slower than me?” You hop left, pass, and then hop back to mid.
“What if I’m in the left lane and someone comes up behind me going faster?” You hop right, let them pass, and then hop back left.
Feels identical. So why so many people cruise in the left is kinda confusing to me. Just going against the rules of the road for funzies?
Personally I zone out so I cruise in the middle in case I don’t notice the person in my rear view. Also easier to notice coming up on someone ahead of me than some speed demon in the rear view.
That’s why you wait until you are right next the front of a semi and box them in.
Of course there are idiots that will then pass in the shoulder. (Known from experience)
My mother always said “let them have their own accident somewhere else.”
If someone is driving unsafely around me, I absolutely feel offense and the desire to punish them in some way, but it seems best not to do so. Unsafe drivers probably won’t learn anything good from other drivers no matter how the other drivers respond. If you try to create consequences, the other driver may well escalate - for example, as you described, passing on the shoulder and creating an unsafe situation for others; but also possibly by taking issue with you personally and acting to endanger you directly through various methods.
So in summary, if someone is driving unsafely around me, my goal very quickly becomes getting the lack of safety away from my passengers and myself as soon as possible.
It’s not really about punishing someone, more of trying to get them to cool off.
You also have to realize that someone stupid/crazy enough to shoulder-pass at highway speed could easily be the same type to preemptively pass while you are mid lane change and make it look like it’s your fault, either purposefully or after the fact. So, I prefer keeping an eye on someone riding my ass to be alert to them, waiting for them to back off.
You don’t know why someone is speeding, and it’s not your job to enforce traffic laws. There was a story I remember reading a while back of someone’s friend having a chainsaw accident, and them watching their friend bleed out in their car because some dumb piece of shit figured they’d play traffic cop and blocked them in traffic. If you see someone driving aggressively, just assume they’re driving that way because they’re about to shit their pants, and let them go on their merry way. Report them if you want, but don’t endanger yourself and others trying to be a “hero”
I’d rather not take my eyes off someone tailgating me to change lanes and get conned again
My jesus in fucking christ, your eyes should be on the road in front of you, apart from brief checks of your mirrors, and brief head checks while lane changing.
Okay
You might be the bad guy
Maybe…
Though, because a lot of details could be missing, passing judgment one way or the other could make one liable to something not unlike shaming a victim.
There may also be a possibility that I’m making the whole event up to create a laugh or just to rile people up, such as some people who may have a narrow idealistic views. This is a channel intended for entertainment on the internet after all.
Serves as a reminder that there’s always someone faster than you!
