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minus-squarenman90@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·25 days agoMy two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·25 days agoOr… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.
minus-squareDNOS@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·25 days agoYeah I thought that too but isn’t it better to listen for footsteps? We all now that every etero man won’t see shit in the presence of a nice pair…
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·25 days agoCan’t watch porn without headphones. Can’t hear footsteps with headphones on.
My two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.
Or… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.
Yeah I thought that too but isn’t it better to listen for footsteps? We all now that every etero man won’t see shit in the presence of a nice pair…
Can’t watch porn without headphones.
Can’t hear footsteps with headphones on.
You have 2 ears for a reason