Silver Age Batman authors were obsessed with boners and boobies, weren’t they?
It was entirely innocent. The writers were just having a gay time talking about Penguin’s Boobies and Joker’s Boners, but no one thought there was anything queer about it. They were all just trying to create amazing stories to top each other.
Well I must say it’s a bit queer that ol’ robin doesn’t get Batman’s jape about penguin’s boobies. If he doesn’t keep up he’ll find himself tricked into a boner and then there will be trouble - now there’s some solid dick !
Honestly, I feel bad for Robin. People forget that Batman can get a bit stiff, and when he does, he can be a hard on the Boy Wonder. Plus, he’s just a kid, so he doesn’t have as much stamina as Batman; whenever they’re going at it with a bunch of big, tough guys, Robin’s usually the first one to wind up face down after getting licked. Don’t get me wrong, everyone knows the two of them are bosom buddy’s, but there’s no denying that somtimes, Bruce’s little dick gets ridden hard and put away wet.
