Oh boy its going to be a disaster and i am so ready for it.
Privatising austerity. I guess it is efficient.
As much as I may despise the US government and what it stands for, I wouldn’t create a government agency that spells out a cringe acronym, like MAO (the Military Administartive Office) or some dumb bullshit like that, it’s always cringe when a Bill purposely becomes an acronym
It is funny how the department of efficiency is adopting the toxic corporate culture demanding ridiculously long work hours. I get that it is a tool of social control and a way of making people feel important but from an efficiency point of view it is absolutely bonkers, nobody is going to perform efficiently after 12 hours of work.
My humble prediction is that doge Elon’s main contribution to the federal government will be forcing a bunch of private sector inefficiencies on it.
12 hours work my ass lol, its a 100% going to be a remote idle job with a very high chance of being complete AI slop.
My humble prediction is that doge Elon’s main contribution to the federal government will be forcing a bunch of private sector inefficiencies on it.
I’m wondering how much damage they can actually do, without it getting bogged down in federal judge blocking and legal battles and such.
I barely work efficiently on 6-8 hr shifts lol, I take “shits” (I don’t actually shit, I just watch TikTok and peruse Lennygrad) and water breaks like every hour, if I worked a 12 hr shift I’d realistically be working like 10 1/2 hrs and dicking around for an hour and taking a 30 min break
as stupid as this is right now, consider the absolute certainty that the next Democrat administration will treat “DOGE” as a totally normal and irreplaceable part of our sacred norms, just like Biden did with “space force” and the border wall. in 8 years or so, you will hear Democrats campaigning on the threat that the next Republican president will undermine the necessary work that the DOGE has been doing to implement “bipartisan social security reform”.
To be fair, Space Force was a systems thing that was planned/expected/in the works. Trump just took credit and made it a spectacle. But your point stands on so many things that at least seemed like they could have been undone.
Also: Conflict of interest that you must register for Twitter to apply?
Also: “Department of Government Ef” accurate
“Who wants the hours of two full time shitty jobs for the salary of one shitty job? DM your CV here!” - 🤡
80+ hour weeks??? They just want actual slaves.
I bet you the position pays 60-70k or something equally laughable when compared to the 80 hour a week price tag.
People will just see 60-70k and thing that’s great while they have to work what is essentially two jobs. So a realistic salary is 30-35k.
Edit: maybe not so great if looking at average salary lol what the fuck
In a different tweet he said it is unpaid
Also this isn’t an official government department unless congress makes it one
The real salary is the bribes we made along the way
Oh boy, can’t wait for this dork to figure out his employees will be government employees and they are literally not allowed to work over 40 hours a week without special permission, and when they do work overtime, they get paid overtime. God what a fucking moron.
Only Congress can make new departments. It’s not a real government agency, he’s LARPing
He did not just call a government agency (is it?) 1)DOGE 2)give it a fucking gold dollar sign as a logo lmaooo
government agency (is it?)
It’s more like a consultancy thing. It’s not officially a part of the government despite the misleading name.
Probably AI generated too
