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minus-squaremagnetosphere@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·12 hours agoI’d like to see this fuckstick standing on his feet all day, and asking his supervisor for permission to pee. Then we’ll see how he feels about eliminating weekends.
minus-squareSuiXi3D@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 hour agoMy boss told me I couldn’t go to the bathroom whenever I needed to. I told him next time he tells me that I’m gonna shit on the floor. Nothing since.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agoCan I be the supervisor? I’ll tell him to piss himself and keep working.
minus-squareSaik0@lemmy.saik0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 hours agoNo. You tell them to piss in a bottle. That way when they get thirsty in 10 minutes they have something to drink on hand. Efficiency.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-245 minutes agoThose bottle costs cut into company profits!
I’d like to see this fuckstick standing on his feet all day, and asking his supervisor for permission to pee. Then we’ll see how he feels about eliminating weekends.
My boss told me I couldn’t go to the bathroom whenever I needed to. I told him next time he tells me that I’m gonna shit on the floor. Nothing since.
Can I be the supervisor?
I’ll tell him to piss himself and keep working.
No. You tell them to piss in a bottle. That way when they get thirsty in 10 minutes they have something to drink on hand. Efficiency.
Those bottle costs cut into company profits!