My Minecraft base and Stardew farm are better than my sister’s but she could probably rock me in CoD.

Edit: Should add I’m the older brother

I don’t get your logic but I can see that working.

Wouldn’t even be hazardous, nothing stopping you, maybe you’re behind the next big thing.

Spice my beer the fuck up. Extra points if it’s a pumpkin beer.

I’m a man of strange tastes so I say y’all should carry on with whatever nonsense that pops into your head. How do you think we got to this point as far as the culinary arts go?

I’ve seen individual cabs in North Platte and Kearney as well but they were white minivans not yellow crown vics.

I’m from Nebraska and the only things off with this comic is that Spiderman managed to find a cab and doesn’t have a gun.

I mean, even if the typewriter had an extra button setting off a bomb, killing the monkey and all the monkeys around them, they’d still pull it off. That’s infinity baby.

and you burn through nuclear fuel like nobody’s business.

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Hell, an actually infinite amount of monkeys would produce the complete works of Shakespeare plus some originals in the same style in the exact amount of time it took to literally press the necessary buttons.

Seriously? The bit from Dr.Strangelove? I mean, it’s not terribly surprising anymore but I still wish we could get these fucks on some stupid theory that kills them more directly and immediately so they take less of the rest of us with them.

One assumes still an improvement given that the default option was mauling.

I hate it only comes in black. One to match my tie-dye Crocs would be great.

https://solefully.com/products/a-10-warthog-set-for-crocs is not a joke, hate the lack of brrt in the real one though

One assumes it’s either customary or law not to ask if it’s not relevant.

The combination of suppressor and grenade launcher is certainly a choice.

At the very least I’m cool with not having her as my rep anymore, wish it was in a ‘getting out of politics’ context but I’ll take what I can get.

If that isn’t the dumbest thing I laugh at today it’ll take something real impressive to beat it.

I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn’t stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was “let me go grab you something to play with”