I’m not sure about that. What was their skin tone?

That’s insensitive. They prefer the term porcelain American.

I have listened, and there is nothing worth listening to. I have to listen, because there are all around me at work. It is continuous fear and ignorance. Not a single worthwhile thing. I’m done listening, especially since they won’t return the favour. I’m not going to meet hate in the middle.

Kersten defended COPA from suggestions of bias during Saturday’s budget hearing, saying the agency has closed more than 1,100 cases this year with just 28% of those resulting in sustained allegations against the officers.

That’s the fraternal order of police’s problem with her. That’s 28% more accountability than they want.

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

More neoliberal shit. “We need to stop talking about minorities because there Nazis won’t shut up about them, and it makes me uncomfortable.”

It was definitely advertently

If you think that quote is an example of sexism, you might be one of the reasons women would choose the bear.

I don’t mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.

Holy heaven

I’m personally annoyed that I can’t find the bitter ones where I am. I used to pick and east the ones my mother grew in her garden raw. All of the ones I can find now don’t have the right flavour.

Don’t forget Leticia Jackson. I’m sure she is very high on that list as well.

One out of six ain’t bad. Wait, who am I kidding, that’s a horrible record.

I told a coworker they were “full of shit” then repeated that when they said “what?”

I actually think it’s fine too. I was just making a joke about fake internet points for fake internet points.

What kind of monster kills a duckling and sets it on their calculator for internet points?

It goes the other way for them too. If they think it’s moral then it doesn’t matter what the law says, they believe they are justified in doing it.

As solid as the bowel movements in his diaper.

If you aren’t further left than the Democratic Party, then you are in fact a Nazi.

He’s a loose cannon, but ultimately he will do what he’s told to by his overlords