Someone says that at work at least once a week.

The dude abides.

We’re ALL fucked, and it won’t be nice.

Fuck.

People using “literally” to mean “figuratively” really was only the beginning?

90s me would be sadly satisfied with how shit’s going right now. Like, everyone prefers to be right, but sometimes the Schadenfreude isn’t worth the squeeze.

Could you please let it go, at least for a little while? We’re going through enough stress at the moment without playing Captain Midnight’s Decoder Ring on all your comments.

You can go back to being a special little butterfly… well, not when things go back to normal - that may never happen - but, how about giving the rest of Lemmy a break for a week or so?

Pretty please?

…I think I’d rather be Zeus’s type than Yahweh’s…

A little from column A, a little from column B? ;-)

I was seriously considering joining the French Foreign Legion, until I learned I was too old for them. Ugh.

Thank you for finally outing yourself. Treasonous moron.

Save your breath. We exist in the rarified space that is “aware-American” that GwammarPowice can’t acknowledge because MericaBad. The immediate future looks grim.

I have NEVER wanted to be wrong more than in this very instant… but I’ve also never been more scared that we’re all right: Hitler 2.0 is about to make life suck for 99% of the population of the planet.

Ask us again in four years… I fucking hope.

Holy fuck! Can I get whatever drugs you’re on?

You should talk to a therapist about your raging victim complex.

Right?

When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I’m with you. That’s the clear solution, and it’s frustrating how many people overlook it!

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(given_name)

I know a few Jacks (and a Jaques and 2 Jacobs) and, according to that wiki page, my experience is typical.

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Copper pipes only need replacing that often if a) you cheaped out on construction and used the thinnest kind (M-type, which isn’t even legal in some states), and b) you had some pressure issue along the way that left the pipes only partially full of water for a time.