Fun fact. Coal plants release more radioactive materials than nuclear plants.]

Except the ones that blew up. Those ones were extra spicy.

Seems to be just photovoltaics and spinny things.

Thank fuck. Can we have cheaper graphics cards again please?

I’m sure a RTX 4090 is very impressive, but it’s not £1800 impressive.

Last time I thought about static I wondered why colour TV didn’t show colour static.

Turns out the colour signal was on very specific frequencies, and if it wasn’t present, it would assume it was a black and white signal and turn off the colour circuit.

It will be posthumous at best. That orange leather lump ain’t lasting four years, even if he did plan to step down at the end of it.

Well they only need to do the first part of that.

I think they’re more likely to have been scrapped than other old tech.

They’re bulky, and mine was too heavy to get out in the attic. I still have my ZX Spectrum and Amiga, but the CRT needed for lightgun games is long gone.

So will pretty much anything except JS.

It’s even more acceptable to half-ass your job.

They’re paying you the minimum they can get away with, so pay them back in kind.

Trump playing 5D chess. Maybe Mexico will pay for that wall after all.

Well, maybe the second amendment people can do something about it.

It’s slightly less impressive when you realise they could have built a massive slide instead and got mostly the same result.

Guess it’s better than a massive diesel truck though.

I hear the new guy in charge of that is a genius!

Man, I bet those dead kids in the back seat feel so stupid now.

This is what game launchers looked like in my day.

If I wanted a different game I’d put in a different tape!

It’s probably the inbuilt browser component that seems to be in everything these days.

Chrome pulled support for Win 7 and 8 ages ago, so anything that relies on an up to date browser is sure to follow.

And don’t you know how many cents a door handle costs? Christ, we’re not made of money.

Look it’s very simple if you get in a crash and are on fire.

Stop. Drop. Roll. Remove the mat from the bottom of the rear door pocket. Press the red tab to remove the access door. Pull the mechanical release cable forward. Remember that not all Model Y vehicles are equipped with a manual release for the rear doors. Die.

Rolls right off the tongue. If you’re still in trouble call 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3.

Gee, I wonder why it’s all AI generated horseshit from press releases these days.

The writing was on the wall when Jeff Gerstmann was fired over a bad review back in 2007. The whole game journalism industry has been on life support since then, and realistically been shafted ever since we went from purchased magazines to online.

Even then magazines would find themselves without timely review copies if they were not sympathetic to the need for good reviews.

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