There’ll be peace when you are done.

Oh no of course. Just saying.

Technically dogs are eaten in parts of Asia although the practice is rapidly becoming ostracized. South Korea just outlawed dog meat farms.

They are so mad.

Reread some of my favourite books.

Whaddya looking at my gut fer?

And if their business catches fire they’ll just put it out themselves.

He seems totally bewildered.

THIS IS GEORGE GREEN FUCK OFF.

The sovcits in the comments are suggesting they endorse it and send it right back.

Greasy.

Sometimes you just gotta eat nine cans of ravioli.

I saw a guy on Facebook who decided to load two kayaks into it. Like why would you think that was a good transport for kayaks? Looked ridiculous.

The Wish Cybertruck.

I like that idea. But not from Space Karen.

Lady Gaga has one and I’m embarrassed on her behalf.

Absolutely nothing, I decided I need to read more books and read four in four days.

My old guy has tracheal stenosis and getting cough syrup into him is hell on earth. If anyone has any good ideas (he’s diabetic so I can’t do the ice cream trick) about how to dose him I’d be grateful. He’s obviously in the downswing of his life, poor old guy. I’m trying to keep him happy.

The other one is full of piss and vinegar as ever. Marvellous dog.

Going to a play with my cousints I haven’t seen in 12 years or so because of estrangement from my parents. I am a bit nervous and also hoping that seeing them doesn’t make my evil mother show up in my life. A few times after we estranged she showed up at my workplace. She doesn’t know where I work now but if she found out I’d have to call security because she’s psychotic.

But I am looking forward to seeing them.

I can’t believe it after 55 years.