This is staring to feel like Sony’s 32x

We can just play the same game that we did 20 years ago. Even better so with emulation.

Take that remake stick out of your ass and make something original again you hacks.

Not a very high bar to pass.

lol, like that’s going to stop them.

You signed their contracts and they will find a way to own and replicate your likeness.

At least some good news today

I will actively point and laugh.

I have more respect for someone walking around in an actual clown costume, than I do someone driving around that clown car.

The save room music in resident evil 4.

Jokes aside my most relaxing sound is heavy rain on a tin roof. Followed by cats purring.

“The great mouse detective” had a fight scene at the end that freaked me out as a kid.

Go back! We were better off without you here spreading dictator bullshit all over the walls.

Ubisoft confirms it’s milking another dead franchise in a pathetic attempt to win back consumers after releasing nothing but live service scams.

Till the power grid goes down and freezes the residents to death. Again…

So?

Like seriously though, besides the owners of the IP that get to rake in all the milked franchise money, who the fuck gives a shit about how much a move made?

Does it make fans feel better that their favourite IP made some money for a corporation?

Like that has got to be the most uninteresting and capitalistic metric to judge a film.

How long till they get desperate enough and make a Spider-Ham movie? 😂

“I’m so overwhelmed with emotion, let me whip out my camera and film myself crying for the engagement of TikTok.”

Like someone else said, I can’t fathom how slow of a news day it’s got to be to write an article about a TikTok reaction.

Having worked in a place that served haggis, I can confirm it smells like shit from an ass.

Stop using Google already ffs!

Looks amazing! Bonus points for making it light up. He’s going to love it!

The IP rot industry continues.

If they need a recap for the viewers to remember what’s going on then it’s bad storytelling.

And more data harvesting and privacy invasions.