The initial story and tweet. https://x.com/Arshadyousafzay/status/1833784208453472329

It’s reached Rocky Horror Picture Show in my household.

It’s silly. You quote lines. You laugh at motives if you think about it.

Minecraft just seems like the type of movie where lines like, “Were gonna rock our blocks off!” And that will be their peak writing.

Titanic is fantastic. You watch the movie completely ready for the ship to crash. But at some point, your brain stops and you’re more invested in the characters. Then boom, motherfucking iceberg.

True Lies, another James Cameron movie, does that twist too. Where you watch it for one thing, then surprise, you’re now invested in another thing.

Doesn’t matter, vote.

Oh she jerked hard and he came on command

With his feeble age and memory, he’s grown paranoid where he doesn’t even trust his team. So the people nearest to him are whispering.

If you listen carefully, her Prosecutor voice came out. She said very specific key words just for him to latch on to.

This was a masterclass in baiting.

I was thinking about this recently. There’s a lot of bad movies that come out every year since forever. Usually, they just kind of disappear and die.

But only thanks to social media have we had a way to mock the studio.

I’m just imagining the memes made of bad movies from the 2000s.

Because you seem to care a lot to reply! Hit the block button then

I did not think in 2024 I’d have “jock football player beats up tech nerd” and I’ll be rooting for the meat head.

Yeah I don’t care.

You dont buy a megaphone, say some wild shit, then to blame it on your disorder.

I have a few words and I hate that I have to use tiktok.

https://www.tiktok.com/@keanulck/video/7382416657261628705

This is where you laugh at every Republican right in their face.

a lot of people in agreement that the truth was out there, but bitterly divided as to what it might actually be.

This has been my take.

They’re not there for the truth. They’re there for validation.

This was highly effective when I used it in real life.

The conspiracy theorist got real mad demanding I name sources, I kept telling him to find it on the internet with fake search terms.

I saw your history and eww. Just gonna hit that ol block button

Reminds me of Bikers with a rebel lifestyles being the ultimate bootlickers

It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book

Only in old buildings.

A bunch of new apartment buildings I visit don’t GAF.