Stop, I’ve already heard this one. And the punchline sucks.
Stop, I’ve already heard this one. And the punchline sucks.
Ahhhh! I finally understand what UTF means now!
Damn. Anyways…
No, it wasn’t about perfection. It was about you being wrong.
It’s ok to just reflect and try to do better next time instead of dig in and defend a mistake. It’s how we grow.
Help desk guy caught jerking off at his desk by a female employee, which he had apparently been doing for a while without a whole lot of cleanup, further investigation uncovered.
His keyboard, mouse, desk, floor mat, and chair were disposed of as hazmat. Monitor and PC were e-cycled.
Just knowing that the average is 50 does not in any way tell you the grades of the majority of the class. Most of the kids could be passing while a few abysmal performers bring the average down.
No
That’s… not how averages work.
Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.
Oxymoron. “More secure spyware”
Awww is the internet being mean to you again, ya weirdo?
Huh. And here I’ve been a satisfied Steam user for 20 years. Weird.
Life gets a lot easier when you realize you don’t have to answer questions that you don’t want to, and “No” is a complete sentence. Not berating you, just letting you know that you didn’t have to fall for their pressure tactics. Just keep not answering their questions until they give up.
I hope you’re doing better these days.
If you’re still using that service you’re part of the problem.
There’s a difference between needing to do something horrible (killing Nazis) and taking great pleasure in the killing.
One is a necessary evil, the other is psychopathic.
Hahahaha no.
Gross. Feeling ecstasy for murder is gross, no matter what the victim did.
It’s dangerous to be blackout drunk no matter what you’re doing. 11 shots of tequila will certainly put the majority of people there.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
My knees and back were significantly damaged by the Army and I got out when I was 21.