I do this already with American accents and Google

Beastie boys

Safety in numbers. I can’t pee unless I’m standing next to another bro

Parallel parking, or angled parking?

I hated it, but good for you for sticking to your opinion

It depends on the book, tbh. I’ve read them all as an adult and was surprised how the quality varied

“the country” which country is that?

Sex. It can be really enjoyable, it’s a good workout, and you get to meet new people.

This article assumes the reader is American… Why?

Happy?

Jill Stein comes from behind to take the surprise win. Dems and Republicans both claim it’s stolen.

Landlords have to pay for water connection to the property. It works out to around $700 per year.

Some are, some aren’t. I only have anecdotal data so I’m not sure of how prevalent this is at a national level.

Congrats! But the mortgage is just one part of the costs of ownership. Many people spend lots on rates, water, repairs, upgrades, etc.

Renting is significantly cheaper than owning. If the landlord does their part with maintenance, it’s the better option for many people.

Frontline?

Cowards!

I have a few downloaded from YouTube, but I don’t have a good way of playing them. Jellyfin stops after each one. I want a playlist shuffling between them.

Lost your faith in humanity? Or Americans?

Yes, or people leaving a bar without finishing their drink. Like full glasses in front of them and they both stand up and leave without mentioning it.