The island was much bigger until they removed everything that didn’t look like a fort.

So, delay until February, when they disband NHTSA.

Honey, this is the DMV.

…says all the Linux users sticking around to downvote the linuxsucks sublemmy.

Don’t let these Linux crybabies get you down. I’m tired of asking for help with a Windows issue and getting “switch to Linux” as an answer.

I think it’s technically written as 10 years. If a vice president replaced the president, he could serve 2 more terms as long as he only replaced the president for 2 years. If he served out more than 2 years, he could only be president for 1 additional term.

Gender-swapped Iron Man

It was the second time in Gauley Bridge’s history that a police chief had been charged with child sexual abuse. The first time, in the late 1990s, nearly 100 people had protested the arrest, declaring their loyalty to the chief.

At least the cops around here have the decency to only get caught raping women of legal age.

^That’s ^sarcasm, ^but ^also ^true

Dammit, there goes my degree.

A lot of people are offput by having to choose a server before creating an account. If that could be automated somehow I think Mastodon would be more popular.

just don’t drink the Fanta…

If going outside and looking up is one of my favorite things, I’ll wear the patch. Also, she couldn’t focus with that eye anyway (no lens, no iris), so no depth perception anyway.

Or remove the eye and go glass. Even a contact lens could be used to limit the light intake. I’m calling bullshit. Insurance companies suck, but there’s more to this story than just that.

Sounds like PTSD to me. Your fight/flight mode is getting switched randomly to flight. For me it was “freeze”.

I once used my grandpa’s salt on my food.

Potassium Chloride. Those extra 8 electrons don’t mean it tastes better.

There’s a website set up by a white-hat hacker to solicit work as a network penetrator. It has some odd name that’s assassin related (contractkiller.com or something similar, I can’t remember offhand). He set it up, and forgot about it. When he went back to it, a lot of the messages were people asking him to kill someone.

He sent all the info to the police, and left the website up. Now it’s just a honeypot for people trying to have someone killed. I visited it a while ago, it’s very tongue-in-cheek. But people are stupid and willing to believe anything.

"Looking up and feeling the sun shining on your face is one of the simple joys in life, but Jennifer Sanders was deprived of that sensation for nearly 15 years. "

“The mom of two suffered an orbital globe rupture in her right eye in 2010. Ninety-five percent of Sanders’ iris was destroyed, half of her retina was detached and her eye lens had to be removed. She had no way of regulating how much light was getting into the back of her eye.”

I don’t understand this. Why wouldn’t she wear a patch?

I am deep in MAGA country (Trump won this county with 70%). All of my local elections are single person.

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Rest-assured there will be exemptions for Amazon, Walmart, and any billionaire CEO that calls Trump an economic genius.

I think there should be a Breaking Bad sequel where the main character buys meth and turns it back into cold medication.