it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

goddamnit, mozilla is going down. at what speed? dunno, but they’re doing bullshit now.

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.

iCloud…thats Apple right?

Grilled Sea Bass, Brussel Sprouts n Bacon, Arborio and parm. A bottle of pinot noir split among friends

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

“and what’s Fonzy like?”

“c-c-cool?”

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

their window sticker makes me feel threatened