Because of course he has. His entire life has been about abusing the legal system to get what he wants.

Absolutely horrifying. And very, very plausible.

I thought this might have been exaggerated, so I tested it out myself. I got as far as “Can my hu” before Google gave me a list of suggestions. At the top was “can my husband find out who I voted for.”

I guess in one sense it’s a good thing that this many people are trying to make sure that they can vote the way they want? In another sense…for fuck’s sake. How the fuck are so many people so backwards???

“I’ll vote to install a fascist government that will give Israel a blank check to destroy the Palestinians. That’ll show Harris!”

I’m sure he’s being told that, but if the polls are to be believed, he IS in a radically better position than he was this time in 2020.

Which is absolutely horrifying.

c/noshitsherlock

Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.

Let’s hope!

Narrator: They did not leave it alone.

They’re not even trying to hide the fact that they’re going to steal this election. Even if Harris somehow won 400 EVs, I’m convinced that SCOTUS would find a way to throw out enough votes to give Trump the win (even if it’s just by throwing the election to the House).

Those were very interesting reads! Thanks for sharing.

“After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information.”

Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

I am shocked! Shocked to hear this!

Just like he did at Mar-A-Lago, and any other property he owns…

“That just makes me smart.”

• Trump, probably

Every so often I have to use Chrome because a website (like my utility company) requires me to. It’s such a shitty experience. Why are people even still using Chrome?

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“Can I go to the bathroom?”

“I don’t know, can you?”

“Yes, I physically can, but if you don’t give me permission, I CANNOT use the bathroom without repercussions.”

Fuck, the memories that this brings back have triggered me, lol.

Thank goodness for Linux.

I feel like I’ve seen this headline (and slight variants) multiple times in the past few weeks. It’s almost a Gish Gallop statement, because where do you begin?

It implies that he had a grip 4/8 years ago.

It implies that he ever had a grip.

It implies that his public statements are weirder now than before, when they’ve always been bizarre.

It implies that Donald Trump’s policy positions are peculiar to him, when really he’s basically reflecting what Republicans have been trying to push on us for decades.

Wait until they hear about cell phones.