Elon’s favorite combo: lying and kicking the can down the road 🦵

!!!

…and JD Vance wife’s parents too!

/s

Hamala

1. Brings South African immigrant Elon front and center to his campaign.

2. Shouts “Let’s get rid of immigrants”

What the fuck!!!

Trump is a Russian asset. They own him.

DEUTSCHE BANK

Follow the money.

Trump: “So we are going to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue — I love Pennsylvania Avenue — and we are going to the Capitol. And we are going to try and give — the Democrats are hopeless, they are never voting for anything, not even one vote — but we are going to try to give our Republicans — the weak ones because the strong ones don’t need any of our help — going to try and give them the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our country. So let’s walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.”

Trump then proceeds to have his fat ass driven back to the White House where he stuffs his face and watches it on TV.

Trump’s “Christian” bibles are made in communist China.

Checkmate Alex, you fat fucking retard.

“He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time”

—Mo Green

”As the custodian of your sensitive information, we take that responsibility moderately serious — within reason… Like a medium amount of security”

INFidelity

“I have no idea who Tom Homan is. I have no idea… never met him. I didn’t know anything about him, but if I win, he’s coming on board and I’ll do everything he says…”

-Wayne Gretzky

-Michael Scott

-Donald Trump

Lolol he was so emotional

I like beer 😭😭😭

Yes, I seem to recall hearing this story like 5 years ago. So much lip service.

Same as Congress no longer trading in the markets with their insider information. Often proposed and talked about, never implemented.

MEIN TRUMPF

Give his big titties a squeeze for me too

And his shitty MAGA hats.

And his lover/daughter Ivanka’s shitty shoes.

Creepy Boofin’ Brett and his rapey buddies PJ & Squee

Was it Elon Musk?

Felon Musk is cancer