Dwarpheus

I have a plumber joke, but it’s shit

Not hard: I’ll take the unlimited casting of spells which I don’t have to prepare (6) and the ability to move twice my speed when I take the Dash action (7).

RAI you definitely would not be able to target yourself. The spell description starts with: “The touch of your shadow-wreathed hand can siphon force from others to heal your wounds.” Technically this sentence is flavor only, but in this case it clearly reveals the intention of the designers.

RAW your meme still works, but I would restrict the spell to target only creatures other than yourself for the reason above. Only if the player has a really cool way to describe how to siphon your own life force and somehow convert it into more life force for yourself, I might allow it…

As a non-American I’m not familiar with any of these things. That dude looks kinda familiar though, wasn’t he one of the Beatles? The one that got shot? Bring him back please!

So an 8 hour work day will feel like approximately 11 seconds. Sounds like an amazing work place!

Wait, my math is incorrect, it’s half a second… Literally “snap work day over”