Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

How about no.

I’ve never really worked, for as long as I can literally remember.

Oh you mean at a job? It varied, 40-50 before I qualified for disability.

But In general, I’ve been defective/broken all my life, since like 1st grade or so as far as I can recall. It just took until my 30s for my depression to finally overcome my will to live.

Not surprising given that they’re designed to get lost or broken in less than a year. It’s almost like they need something to keep them from falling onto the ground when they slip out of your ear. Some kind of tether, linking them to each other and a larger, harder to lose object. If only some such device could be invented, it would solve the problem. Alas, I guess we’ll just have to learn to live with the problem.

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

I understand all the words, just not the order they’re in.

-John Crichton

They forgot the small amount of gravel.

He had no clue how to run a company either, unless you count “into the ground.”

Oh snap the broken clock was right for once.

That’s why it says the oft misquoted “the love of money is the heart of all evil.” That “love” is the key part of that equation.

Yes, yes! I knew it would work. Seems like pretty much everybody got the same idea at the same time and it’s working a treat. If you can’t defeat your enemies, turn them against each other!

These stupid sensors don’t do anything useful, they’re just a needlessly excessive expense when they need to be replaced.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

Burn it down, end vertical videos! You’re next, meta.

Well I mean if it’s a Christian school…

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

And that bipod, expert gun believer right there.

Old and busted: UFOs

New hotness: drones